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severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
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Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
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SMall dick

The means Casey Hackett has a small dick cause Paige said it
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Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.
"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
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Guy 1: Bro you such small dick Lawrence likes guys
Guy 2:No shut up you are
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jordyn has a hairy small dick
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Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is a condition where someone has such an enormous ego that they become either a narcissist or an internet troll in the majority of cases.

People with this generally like to brag to people about their wealth or sexualising experiences that may not always be true.

Most common in Andrew Tate fans and Gym rats.
by Wild Wiggler December 31, 2022
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