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Cranbury

A place where there are a lot of farms (even though the majority of people there aren't farmers) and everyone who lives there is a good citizen. Just because there isn't a lot of diversity doesn't mean that it is their fault, although there have been families from many different ethnicities and races who live there. Basically, a jolly place to live.
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Yes Cranbury is so peaceful and nice!
by j-j-j-j-j-j-j March 7, 2011
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Cranbury New Jersey

A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.
i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there
by sdiufhl48 May 17, 2008
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Cranburricane

The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).
Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Cranburian

Someone who is a privelidged snobby white ass who takes off women’s bras and leaves them on the front lawn in front of Princeton’s highschool. Make sure your bra traps extra tight when you come to see them and make sure you’re wearing at least eight layers or these snobby rich kids will steal it all from you
“I fucked a cranburian once. He started listing his net worth during oral.
by Jack with a Q October 10, 2018
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