make a train take a dirt road

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

by kloon882 May 31, 2018

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

make a train take a dirt road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.

Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road

by Salsa Sorcerer April 8, 2017

go tongue punch a dirt star

when you lick a dirty vagina

shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.

by 12w3e4r5898654yhdh July 9, 2010

Going up a dirt road

And yet another definition of anal sex.

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.

by Home doggie June 2, 2018

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025