Zumping

The action of taking a persons foot and inserting it in the vagina of another person causing the person to become extremely aroused.

“Last night me and my girlfriend were zumping!”

by yk kdawg April 26, 2024

Zumpking

The act of filling all of ones orifices with phalluses, Leading to the inability to breath (Depending on if said being is alive).

I am zumpking this bitch later with the homies.

by The_zump-king1145 November 25, 2024

Zump

Its like a bump, but instead of that classic Colombian bam bam, its done with the powder from a ZYN.

I asked Joe if he wanted a ZYN and he said, "Nah, daddy need a ZUMP".

"Joe leaned over the workbench, lined it up, and took a ZUMP like it was second nature"

by Joeranglee March 9, 2026

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026

zam zump

A morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer.

I mighta cut one, but I ain't take no zam zump!

by Henri Zumplington October 4, 2010