Zoom 

Pills, Hard Drugs etc Doing a "Zoom" ie getting incredibly fucked up on drugs, taking a copoius amount of pills to the point where you think you are faster than the flash

Mallon did so much Zoom he shit the bed

Zoom by crazynoddy87 July 10, 2020

zoom meeting 

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

zoom meeting by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

zoom 

A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes.

Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma zuma zuma zoom!

zoom by Jeanette August 9, 2004

Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

Boom Zoom by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

Zoom 

An app that teachers try to use to teach during the Coronavirus epidemic, but students and streamers use to shitpost.

Student: I think I'm in the wrong Zoom class.
Teacher: Who's class are you supposed to be in?
Student: Yuri Tarded's class...

Zoom by JoshiePoo69420 April 4, 2020

zoom 

zoom:a video call

person 1: Bro that zoom meeting was boring
person 2: yea i know right!

zoom by 🤰🏽🤱🏽 April 2, 2020

Zoom University 

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

Zoom University by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020