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Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.
It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009
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yuleh

An australian branch of chavs equipped with cap trackies or jeans and a lot of bling. Yuleh's have loud cars.
It maybe a derogatory term given to middle eastern people.
damn Yuleh's are in the car park again.
Yuleh's can't be trusted
by Peter Dunham September 12, 2006
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Yulee

That one weird place no one knows north of Jaskonvile where theirs wanna be hood kids, potheads, and rednecks
Why that kid trynna act hood cuz he black he live in yulee

Kid: Mommy why do those people with the funny smelling cigarettes have wires on their AirPods
Mom:lets go back to Fernandina it’s not safe here
by Somefuckhead January 27, 2019
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Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
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Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
by Eitis July 8, 2020
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_yuliy._

_yuliy._ is someone who scrolls through tiktoks and likes them all the time, they are very nice and are looking for male Mutuals (females and non binary are welcome too)
by jakiq March 15, 2021
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Yuletide joy

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.
There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!
by Smokey19 December 22, 2021
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