Youallschallack

An oil used for hair, cooking, automotive, and sex aid.

Mike Keith loves using Youallschallack in his hair, it adds sheen, if he has any leftover he cooks his eggs with it.

by Count Chuckula April 22, 2021

youandyourscreaminggods

youandyourscreaminggods is an amazing mutual and is the funniest mf with HIGH QUALITY CONTENT AND THEYRE KINDA CLOSE TO 600 FOLLOWERS

youandyourscreaminggods is the bestestestest mutual to ever exist

by queef_soup<3 July 31, 2021

you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017

You a poptart

A person who acts hard in front of friends/people or in general , but are really soft.

Boy 1:Ay you a bitch
Boy 2: Let’s catch the ones then
Boy 1:Why you tryna fight

Boy 2:That’s what I thought, you a poptart

by WinnighaThePoo August 26, 2021

threw you a michael jordan

When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.

White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!

by trut11 April 23, 2018

Are you a dude or a guy?

when you’re a girl gamer and a guy says “are you a dude or a guy”

When you’re playing cod and they ask you a dumb question “are you a dude or a guy?”

by iluvtunasalad November 4, 2019

did you-a touch-a my spagette

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021