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purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.
My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

Yogurt stick 

refers to a man who has messed around with a woman who has a nasty vaginal area that resembles a cave emitting a yogurt like substance----inspired by yogurt cave....
That guy got a yogurt stick after messin' around with a chick with yogurt cave.
Yogurt stick by gangsta93 July 15, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

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yogurt slinger

When two sluts get drunk, one passes out, and then the other climbs up onto her naked chest and starts slapping her boobs around with her palms.

Then because they are really drunk, the one who is on top puts too much pressure on the one getting their tits smacked around that they puke all over the place.

Hence, a yogurt slinger or yogurt slinging
Yo, I just walked in on some hoes and they were doing the yogurt slinger on each other. It was fuckin' sweet.

yogurt shot 

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
yogurt shot by spelchek December 12, 2013

Yogurt Shot 

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.
Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .
Yogurt Shot by Library kid August 15, 2018