Yosemite Sam

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

yosemite

A place that God* created as a back drop for people to model their "Urban Dictionary" t-shirts.

* - with apologies to the G-d of the Torah.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

Yomismogt

An odd monkey-like human, often found in Middle or Southern America.

Hey look! Its a Yomismogt!

by Jon Doe December 19, 2004

Yomi

A term used to refer to a nigerian man (yoruba) who can no longer be called a yoruba demon because he has passed that level.

You're so heartless I can't even call you a yoruba demon, more like a yomi!

by Foodaddict December 8, 2017

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008

Yomicojo Todomundo

Popular pseudonym given to a prototype of Eastern Asian specimen. General characteristics include, but not limited to, lankyness, distorted face, limited reasoning ability, and after a little something to drink, wide-open legs waiting just for you ;)

Yomicojo Todomundo says "im so ashamed of my existance. I guess only you can make me feel better"

Yomicojos are usually a better option than prostitutes for males with restricted budgets, given the fact that a bottle of a alcohol tends to go for less than the rate of charge of your average pleasure artist in most places.

by elbergonzalez January 21, 2008

youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern

Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.

Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"

by Wordup November 19, 2003