According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.
''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''
by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022
Get the Yesmug. 
Yes, yup it's gonna
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
Get the Yesmug. Yes is the answer to ever question, riddle, comment, or anything your imagination desires. This 3 letter action packed word can simply be an outstanding comeback to any insult. And if someone replies “no” tell them they can go shit on a cat. This word is bound to get get through anything weather it’s a failed test, or something as simple as a riddling problem.
by Mighty dorito64 July 18, 2018
Get the Yes!?!mug. 
Much like Yeet, it has multiple uses.
1) Yes (sarcastic, apathetic affirmation)
2) YES (enthused exclamation, Yeet alternative)
3) You (Old English)
1) Yes (sarcastic, apathetic affirmation)
2) YES (enthused exclamation, Yeet alternative)
3) You (Old English)
1) Upon being asked if he was coming, he replied 'Ye' with a glare.
2a) When Joe heard the news, he yelled 'YE' & pumped his fist.
2b) When Bob threw the rotten apple, he used 'YE' instead of 'YEET'.
3) 'Hear ye, hear ye!' the crier called to get attention.
2a) When Joe heard the news, he yelled 'YE' & pumped his fist.
2b) When Bob threw the rotten apple, he used 'YE' instead of 'YEET'.
3) 'Hear ye, hear ye!' the crier called to get attention.
by JamJamDuckFace October 31, 2018
Get the Yemug.