wonky

Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.

Son quit playing with your wonky.

by Timmy Joe Jenkins December 25, 2005

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

by Kitkat_208 January 1, 2009

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

Wonky

The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.

This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.

by Lilpistolstarter August 25, 2013

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017