Bass

the dad guitar

Jemaine: It's called a bass guitar

Murray: Well I call it the dad guitar.. cuz it's more like a "dadadada..I'm your dad..hey Murray!get into the shed and get the mower..do the lawn..dedeeeee"

by asdasdafasfaweagadcasdadsasdas April 20, 2011

bass

v. the act of bailing on plans, right before something awesome happens.
n. someone who bails on plans. (previously known as the blitz)

past tense:bassed

Can you believe Steven bassed out on dancing last week, he totally missed that girl losing her shirt

by johnstone173 July 13, 2011

Bass

The word Bass is an abbreviation for, between ass and scrotom sack. It is used for describing the place that no woman should ever see, touch, or smell.

chic..
yo girl you not gonna dance with that cute guy over there?

chic #2..
naw hunnay that homie smelled like bass.

by mamichula808 June 03, 2010

bass

your fat sister who does nothing
but sit on the coach and eat all the food
and has the undying reek of a dead fish

Dude you've turned into a total bass.
You disgust me.

by t-radical squared May 11, 2005

bass

origin: bad (english) and ass (english)

a bastardization of those words, non-superlative version of "bad ass" as in
1) extremely good/pleasing
2) impressive

How was the show last night?
Bass.

by Sean Hellfritsch March 25, 2004

Bass

The skin line between the scrotum and the anus

person 1: whats that on jimmy butt
Person 2(changing jimmies diaper): thats the bass.

by byron1491 June 28, 2009

bass

"She's got a bass"
Pronounced "b" + "ass". Derived from the compounding of the words "back" and "ass".

A "bass" in this sense is the term to say that you can't tell where someone's back ends and ass begins. This can be caused by having a 1) a flat ass, 2) lower back fat that makes it hard to tell where the back stops and the ass begins. 3) both

Antonym: J-Lo booty.

She's a hot girl, but she's got such a bass on her, that i'll probably never take her from behind.

by J-Y December 05, 2007