Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
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