jahova's witness

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
by ShaneV December 16, 2007
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Git-Wit

A follower. Someone who coppies off someone else.
"Yo Ja Rule is such a git-wit!"
by Rob's Luvr May 20, 2004
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half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
calfhead is a fuckin half wit!
by zabba September 11, 2003
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fuck-wit

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit
.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit
by thdude21619 March 31, 2008
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Fair Witness

Fair Witness is a fictional profession invented by Robert Heinlein. (Stranger in a Strange Land)

A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.

In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.

While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.

Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.
You can trust what he says. He's the closest thing to a "fair witness" of anybody I've ever known.
by Deacon John Hubertz July 15, 2017
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Wazzam wit it

Wazzam wit it home boy.
Wazzam wit it Supa
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Flux wit it

To be okay with or like a situation. Used in place of "I'm alright with that". Usually combined with an arm motion similar to a wave.
In Indiana, children under the age of seven aren't allowed to flux wit it.
by rbrowne14 April 10, 2011
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