Winkelspecht 

Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.

Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.

Winkelspecht by Sexy Soup December 13, 2012

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

Winnie the Pooping by DummDumm October 29, 2020

Winklevi 

Second place finishers, runner-ups, honorable mentions...basically, all those who just weren't quite good enough.

Do you remember the guy Michael Phelps beat by a split second? He was such a winklevi...

Winklevi by MZuck October 9, 2010

spit the winkle 

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

spit the winkle by Four Balls October 19, 2006

winfield blue

The true blue Aussie cigarette.

Just goin' down the shop for a packa' winnie blues an' a chocky milk

or

I am going to the store to purchase a packet of Winfield Blue's and a chocolate milk

winfield blue by Bloke Man May 9, 2008

van winkle 

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

van winkle by jwd142 August 11, 2009

winnie blacks

I term in reference to the famous Winfield blue brand cigarettes, Winnie blacks is used to describe the act of smoking / sucking the appendage of a larger ebony male i.e. sucking a monster cock

I heard Dion has stepped up to the winnie blacks... The pinks just weren’t doing it for him anymore... That guy loves a bbc

winnie blacks by Dirk Rictor2 December 18, 2019