windsor

A screwed up town of 200,000+ in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. The main local economy centres around the automotive indsutry, strip clubs, gambling, and ripping off drunk young Yanks.

Windsor is home to one of the worst universities in Canada that is located next to the busiest Transport Truck border crossing in the world.

The highest geographic point in the city is the old landfill and the citizens of Windsor have penis envy for Detroit, which isn't saying much.

The inbred citizens of Windsor are the most Americanised population in Canada. Windsorians also mispronounce all the street names in their city. Pierre Street is pronounced "Pie-re." Enough said.

I'm as stupid as thick shit and can't string two words together, so I went to the University of Windsor... and passed with Honours.

Windsor is the asshole of Ontario.

The gene pool in Windsor is disgustingly shallow.

by Dundasian February 6, 2005

windsor

The small white Canadian city that cowers in fear of Detroit's big black dong.

Windsor is Detroit's bitch and always will be.

by Canadia October 11, 2004

WINESTORMING

A relaxed, informal approach to problem solving while drinking wine.

My wife and I were winestorming last night and came up with a great idea for school fundraising.

by moosekevin January 8, 2020

Windsor

a really cool store in my mall that has really hot dresses and clothes!!

i need a prom dress....let's go to windsor!!

by hey, its true what i say July 27, 2005

carter windsor

gay faggot that should kill himself.

ur a carter windsor kys

by 2ewqarstkyfuetwarysdufliudtk46 April 19, 2018

Windsor Wind Tunnel

When a man farts into a girl's butt causing the "wind" to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. Her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy's ass for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.

This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...

I don't know whether this girl I met ate a pig's ass for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a WINDSOR WIND TUNNEL from some dude...Her breath is nasty!

by Bentiss December 31, 2008

Windsor Wash

When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.

guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*

by first nigga November 4, 2014