what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

What the fuck dude

a term used for making fun of a freind: also used in a situation your not in control of: used in a mob situation when a person not from the mob is trying to sway the ideology of said mob

man what the fuck were you thinking dude: hey what the fuck dude are you fuckin loco: hey buddy why are you trying to fuck with us.... i meam really what the fuck dude

by magnum the hammer mike January 14, 2009

what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.

Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

by Wacy Arndt April 8, 2007

what the fuck news

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.

Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.

by BEEPOSEY July 29, 2009

What the fuck hot

1. When an individual is so hot you cannot wrap your mind around it. Your only reaction is, "What the fuck? How is this even possible?"

2. Used to describe the top 2 or 3 hottest people you've ever seen

3. When a person is so hot they can get away with almost anything and everyone knows it. Their hotness is distracting and makes you question life

4. When a person's sheer hotness is enough to make you fall in love

5. The epitome of hot as fuck. Someone clearly genetically gifted in the sexiness/aesthetic department

- Dude, I couldn't stop staring at Lucia. She's what the fuck hot

- Bro, the only reason I watch that show is because the lead actress is what the fuck hot

by Michael Black July 7, 2019