Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015

slug whacker

someone who is a bit of a dickhead, but still a loveable rogue. loose slang in colloquial venecular

Johnny pull you head in, ya slug whacker

by Benny the Ball Buster August 18, 2010

Paddy Whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the misconception that the only reason the Irish came to this country was to get drunk, lay around all day, commit petty crime, steal your women and birth hordes of Catholic children who in turn would lay around, drink and commit petty crime... The only deterrent to this madness being the local cop and his murder stick. See "Paddy Wagon" and "St. Patrick's Day in the U.S."

Alright Seamus... Are you going to come with us willingly or do the five of us need to pull our Paddy whackers?

by Tectuctitlay February 19, 2022

paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.

The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.

by Noirin October 14, 2006

cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

poop whacker

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

bush whacker

Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.

Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president

by hjhjh November 17, 2003