western spy

A person who squats with his/her heels up, proving that they're not a true slav by blood, a western spy.

Person1: Look at this guy squating with his heels up.
Person2: Tsk... Western Spy.

by CrilleMega April 19, 2017

western spy

a western spy is a slav/gopnik who squats on his toes instead of squatting on full heels like true slav, they don't like the taste of majonez, western spy is often used as a derogatory word seeing how forgeting to squat down is a slav's worst nightmare, that and having warm vodka

Boris Slav SuperStar: "one of these gopniks is a western spy, looking at you Kolya, squatting on toes"

by PhireFoenix July 31, 2017

Westerlund Syndrome

When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.

(May give autism, not confirmed by science)

McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!

Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!

McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.

by MacAndDonnatello September 25, 2018

Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

Wenner

Very very small male genitalia.

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.

by Trumpss March 11, 2019

Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012