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weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.
Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.
by BunSeam September 11, 2007
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Weimar Republic

A period in the history of Germany where from 1919 to 1933; the nation saw a short transition to a parliamentary democracy.

Born out of the ashes of the German Revolution, it oversaw:
-The mass inflation of the Deutsche Mark.
-Numerous attempted communist revolutions.
-Allied transgressions.
-The Roaring Twenties.
-The Great Depression, which would be partially responsible for the fall of the Weimar Republic and the creation of Nazi Germany.
Glynda : Teacher, what was the ruling power in Germany after the German Revolution?
Teacher : That would be the Weimar Republic.
by anadyn January 13, 2020
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Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.
And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.
by Federalq2b April 9, 2005
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weiner

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ask me about me weiner!
by I.A.P December 17, 2007
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weinerville

1. proper noun: Television show on Nickelodeon in the early 90's.

2. proper noun: The village where Peter Penis resides, among phallicular building structures

3. n. an insult referring to one's resemblance of Peter Penis' village
1. Did you watch "Weinerville" last night?

2. After Peter Penis left Chicago, he went back to Weinerville where he grew up.

3. What do you mean I can't have candy? Ugh, you're such a weinerville!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Weiner Scout

The biggest retard in the whole school. Might be gay we are not sure.
Wes: “Luke Engstrom is a weiner scout.”

Leland: “Amen bro, he’s always faking injuries and stuff.”
by Hot dude 69 July 9, 2019
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Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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