wales

We gave you coal during the age of Steam.
We give you lamb (Which we thoughtfully leave unmolested, contrary to popular but increasingly tired belief)
We created the legend of King Arthur, only for you to take it and pass it off as your own creation.
We were living here and speaking our language when you were still somewhere in Scandinavia.
We were one of the first people to put poetry and music together.

So please, if you're going to disrespect us, do it properly.

Surely the country that gave the World the likes of Shakespeare, can muster up a more scathing attack than ones involving common farmyard animals?

The very fact that the Welsh are, for the most part, respected in other countries where the English are not - In my mind speaks volumes.

Englishman: HAHA Sheepshagger Walesman!
Welshman:....OK?

by THR June 19, 2006

wailer

(Police) slang for sirens, because its wailing sound.

That guy was driving so fast I had to hit the wailer.

by krisk July 23, 2012

Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

by c.o_any February 5, 2010

Wallet Vampire

A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.

Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv

Tom: Not anytime soon....

Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?

Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week

Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire

by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010

wallelujah

The song sung by our god: Waluigi

(Original songs made by BitFinity)

"It's a cold, and it's a broken wallelujah"

by YesButAlsoNo July 2, 2018

Don't drop the Wallet

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."

"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

North Wales

A lovely town located in Southeastern Pennsylvania. When North Wales comes to mind, one might think of Roots and People. Known for its big mawfuckin' castle playground cause that shit is mammoth.

Right next to Parkside is the Parkside Place courts where competitive summer league goes down. The league is called Upper Gwynedd.

mawfucks eat at Tony's Pizza (not a chain)

North Wales aka N-Dubb

Stevenson: I'm heading back home to North Wales for the weekend.
Johnman: Ah, isn't that where one might find Roots and People?
Stevenson: That is correct!

by Bassfisher45 May 18, 2010