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Wumpus

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"
by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014
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WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.

A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.
"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.
by Mr Bob Dobalina October 22, 2007
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Wampuss

Sophie: "Oh, never mind, we're not having sex."
Jacob: "Why?"
Sophie: "Because you have a wampuss."
by JinX_Alpha June 10, 2014
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WAMUS

Wild Ass Made-Up Shit

Invented on a Constantine Maroulis fanboard to mean "career speculation."

Also can be abbreviated to WAS: Wild Ass Shit.
1. When Constantine said he's going to be all over Fox news, I thought he meant he was going on the O'Reilly Factor. Just my WAMUS.

2. WAMUSWhen he said he's was going to be on the news, I figured he was hinting that he was going to be on a new Fox show with Kelsey Grammar called "Action News." /WAMUS

3. I just thought he was gonna be on the local 5 o'clock news...but whadda I know...WAS.

4. Club-goers: Girl One: Where did Jenny disappear to?
Girl Two: I think she's getting some in the bathroom with that guy she was talking to.
Girl One: Damn! That's some WAMUS!! She's standing right behind you.

5. Roommate Guy 1: What time did you roll in last night?
Roommate Guy 2: Shit if I can remember. I was so drunk I think I had a 3-way with those 2 chicks from the bar.
Guy 1: Jahyeahuh right!! In your dreams! WAMUS!!
by kendall_belle December 13, 2008
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golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.
a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.
by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008
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wumpus

a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.
"I love that G-wumpus. He gots the bling"
by gracie fo' sheezie April 8, 2005
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Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.
by Philosiphicus September 7, 2007
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