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Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet
me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)
by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024
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Jace Wagner

A racist human being who is known to be the worst player in Rainbow Six Siege. Often, he gets a lot of kills, but they are almost always all empty frags.
Oh my god, he’s starting to become a Jace Wagner, he doesn’t help the team at all!”
by Nukeul March 31, 2023
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Cole Wagner

My nigga Cole that's worth 3 mil and plays Bella baseball
by Big_papa111777 October 31, 2018
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wagnerized

To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!

Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.

Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"

Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"

or

Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
by PLYMOUTHREPRESENT December 24, 2008
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Wagner

A person that is the sexyist person in the world and I someone call you a Wagner they want to suck your dick
Your a wagner
by AddictedLobster June 9, 2017
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jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018
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Mark Wagner

A rat in a bikini oraculo
by Goddess of Strength August 29, 2018
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