wagner

a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz

a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde

by Roc the Emo_Dreamo April 30, 2006

twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)

yer maws a twally washer

by horse79 June 20, 2011

Washerbaby

A chubby whore.

Autumn is a *Washerbaby*

by Scotch9845987 October 21, 2009

Fanny Waggert

(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.

(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.

FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"

REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"

Over time, the usage has become derogatory.

Aye that lad Thommeh is a reet Fanny Waggert now he's got to marrying young Ethel Ballgrinder.

by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Wagner's Folly

Cutting one's thumb tip off in order to regenerate a stronger thumb capable of Billy Mays level product recommendations.

1) Ever since Wagner's Folly, that guy sure does make me want to buy a tub of Oxi-Clean just by giving a thumbs up.
2) There was no mistaking the decision in the Coliseum yesterday. While previous Caesar's life or death decisions have been ambiguous, ever since Wagner's Folly, the choice between life or death has been obvious.

by Hollywood Hulk Hogan January 2, 2014

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012