waffle fries

A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.

Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!

by DJ Static November 28, 2007

douche-waffle

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

by freddie07 November 8, 2009

wafflecunt

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.

Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.

by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008

tickle waffle

A sexual game in which you order a large cheese pizza from dominoes, and flip it down cheese first on your bare chest. (Pizza must be hot still). While the cheese and sauce sears itself into your skin you masturbate profusely until climaxing.

Boy: Hey let's play tickle waffle I'm feeling frisky

by forben112 June 22, 2014

Waffle Press

The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.

1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.

2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.

3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.

4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer

by Chad Hanvey January 18, 2008

texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

by spread condor September 25, 2010

Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

by tickledicks March 22, 2016