wonky

Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.

Son quit playing with your wonky.

by Timmy Joe Jenkins December 25, 2005

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

by Kitkat_208 January 1, 2009

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019

Wonky

odd, nonfunctional

Triston looks extra wonky today.

by Zoe Bigham October 12, 2020

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

wonky bucks

when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself

Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.

by brocolsahn January 2, 2019