Win

a person people hate the most

I win

by Saeng October 13, 2019

Championship Win Win

The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.

An expression of ultimate jubilance.

Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?

Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!

by dijonmustardtheracist August 16, 2009

Win

(1) v. To place first in a competition by achieving victory

(2) n. Anything that can by synonymously defined as awesome, excellent, rad, or unexpectedly badass, Usually used in conjunction with "epic" to describe a positive event or mind-blowing occurrence.

(3) n. A word contained in the acronym FTW to describe the delivery of a specific victory/goal. Usually describes an impressive achievement.

(1) In 2010, the Saints won the Superbowl.

(2) Dude, that party last night was so epic. If feel like shit but it was still a win.

(3) And tonight, I'm banging her best friend - FTW!

by Ecbunn January 4, 2011

Not winning

Charlie Sheen's word "Winning" but instead of Winning it is the opposite of winning.

Waking up at 4 am to take my parents to the airport is not winning.

by davispunk January 24, 2012

Winning

Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.

They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!

by jumpoutatree March 17, 2011

wins

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

by CameronDOTgov June 18, 2018

wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin March 1, 2011