whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

by C-red February 17, 2004

whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies

that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts

by slayerofwords May 11, 2010

Whiskey School

Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise

Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

whiskey monocle

A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.

Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."

by SteveTech October 15, 2008

Whiskey butthole

It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.

Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."

by Smalls1980 July 27, 2021

Whiskey Thursday

The ritual of drinking copious amounts of whiskey each Thursday. Beer is also acceptable, but only in the presence of whiskey.

Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.

It's a Thursday. *takes a drink of whiskey*. Yeup.
(hour later) WOO WHISKEY THURSDAY!!!

by drunkmafucka July 14, 2011

Whiskey Straight

When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.

“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”

by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018