What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! is used when someone is doing something TRUELY despicable, This phrase is used when the are doing something that is NOT OKAY

Steve: Bruh you think that you know more than the average person about premarital hand holding and you Flex it by making songs and paragraphs about it!!

Yyson: BRUH DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! I ACTUALLY DO KNOW MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON IN THAT TOPIC!!!!! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT!!!!

by Tyson and friends August 25, 2021

What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023