Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.

Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.

by wickdipper December 15, 2011

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

whipping

A Fairfield County and Westchester sport involving driving fast and late at night on back county roads. Takes a lot of skill to do properly. Usually involves multiple expensive (usually German) cars such as BMWs, Mercedes-Benzs, Audis, Porsches or Range Roevers.

Lets go whipping tonight. We'll bring out the BMWs.

by gtown-whipper October 12, 2009

Whopping Johnny

A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.

Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.

by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011

whappens

A conjunction of the words "what" and "happens." A single word question. Also, whappened, being, "what" and "happened."

Whappens when you die. or Whappened to him?

by Jim Heuberger October 20, 2005

Whipping Goat

Combination of the words whipping boy and scapegoat.

Bryan accepted a position at our company as head whipping goat after the tough economic times we have been going through.

by Jack johnson the 3rd December 3, 2009