Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

Wash Your Possum

An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"

Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.

You; Go wash your fucking possum!

Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again

You; Wash your possum

Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*

by TheParmigianCrew January 23, 2012

wash my damn towels

The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.

Hahaha! Yeah right! Hey- how about you... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!

by Magnanimity May 8, 2016

wash up

(verb)Common phrase used in maritimes referring to the act of washing hands or simply cleaning ones self.

"Bobby, go wash up before supper, you've been playing outside all day"
"But Mom!..."

by deh_tripper March 14, 2005

wash face

A term used by transgendered individuals to mean wearing no makeup and letting the natural beauty of the skin shine through.

Show me your wash face like the Noxzema girl!

by Kalina March 11, 2008

wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008

Wash House

The place where you wash ur shit at. Like ur clothes and shit. not a laundromat. ( no one says laundromat. It don't make no damn sense) .

We gonna go to the wash house? I ain't got no quarters or no dolla bills

by Katheart July 23, 2017