waffled

gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"

by kellyrck March 14, 2013

Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi May 01, 2003

waffles

waffles are a treat fit for a king!

I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.

or

(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!

by yum yum eadumup good July 11, 2008

waffles

John Kerry. From the 1st google result for the search of "Waffles".

Waffles has another debate with GWB today.

by Xshare May 26, 2004

waffling

To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.

When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.

by E August 22, 2004

waffles

suburban rich kid slang for weeed. often used in conjunction with "syrup" for alchohol. part of a balanced breakfast.

yo brah, u got waffles?
yeah man, lets bake some waffles!

holy shit man i got so waffled up last night. we waffled with syrup and then i got run over by a car cuz i didnt know where the fuck i was!

by ltrain47 July 11, 2008

Waffles

A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.

Matt: She was here a couple of hours ago, man
Ross: Who was?
Matt: You know, waffles.
Ross: Oh THAT thing again!

by Mazzy B March 16, 2009