A god wad is a person that is overly obsessed or involved with the monotheistic religion that they belong to; it is also a derogatory term for a religious person, or anybody that worships a "divine power".
Christian #1: I love my God! I'd rather have my God than have everything I ever wanted!
Atheist# 1: Shut up, god wad!
Atheist# 1: Shut up, god wad!
by Dr. Hax November 10, 2009
Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.
Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.
by sergeantsmithy May 04, 2020
"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".
by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019
An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
by Exigent Mind December 23, 2009
A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
by Thirdtimesacharm September 07, 2010
When someone takes a hundred dollar bill, puts it on top of a stack, then fills the rest of the stack with $1 bills to mask the fact that the person doesn't have much money.
by Craft0292 March 23, 2008