Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

Vorteke

A Vorteke is when a male likes to show other males by using a bottle of alcohol, that he can lick the shaft, Suck the tip, deepthroat and swallow the fluid!

Male 1 : Give us a Vorteke G
Male 2 : *Does Vorteke
Male 1 : *Gets Hard

by BruhYeahNah January 25, 2021

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness

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by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

Vortube

-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.

Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"

Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."

by Kennaez June 4, 2011

Vorts

Shorts that do not exceed vagina length.

Dude... those arent even booty shorts.. that bitch was sportin' some VORTS!

by SCMarsh January 9, 2013