Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Stinker Vision

Standard Definition television.

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.

by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010

anger vision

when someone gets so mad that they have a special form of tunnel vision, that all they see is the person and/or people that made them anger

Person A: I can't believe that guy I called gay didn't see his car getting towed.

Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.

by onslaught94 January 24, 2010

pin vision

when ONLY PIN AKA parappa_epic3#0625 sees the future and wins every game
sex balls penis??

chows- woah pin how did you pin
pin-pin vision
hazzar- im such a me
lukie-im going to poop!
dingus-
red-rapper
zion-kys

by PINNYPOO March 24, 2023

Stripper Vision

Verb: a stripper's ability to see in dimly lit areas, on the verge of seeing in the dark.

Watch out for that bitch's stripper vision.

by yinzer84 May 14, 2018

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009