A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.
Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.
Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.
Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.
Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.
by rabidraptor January 18, 2010
an alcholic drink comprised of Half a pint of Cider and one measure of Drambuie on ice. Very popular amongst golfers.
'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs
by Michael Richard Low April 19, 2008
the kind of chick that wears shit from good-will on purpose, but still looks good. might do drugs or drink, out on cloud 9 sometimes. you can sit and play video games with her all afternoon or watch old kung fu and shitty horror with. into some philosophical stuff. smart. tomboyish but not in the dikey way. down for anything, not all girly and scared of bugs and shit. doesn't mind if you still hang out with the homies. don't let her go.
Bill - Yeah, my girlfriend came over last night, we watched Black Belt Jones and ate Taco Bell.
Tim - She's a fucking viking woman dood.
Bill - For real man.
Tim - She's a fucking viking woman dood.
Bill - For real man.
by blemphicle November 11, 2007
Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.
Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.
by Owen January 29, 2004
A challenging and hilarious puzzle-type game about three Vikings: Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, who are captured by an alien spaceship. You have to take them thru nearly three dozen levels to free them, but it will take even an expert quite a bit of time to do it. The game started out on Super NES and Genesis, and was put on the Game Boy Advance platform in 2003. It was produced by Blizzard, who has made such themes as World of Warcraft, but the game is not extremely well known. I think it is hilarious and fun to play, and you can get it on ebay for as low as $10.
Not an extremely popular game, but The Lost Vikings provides a hilarious arcade style puzzle game that will take many hours to complete.
by Jim E Junk July 29, 2006
Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"
George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"
George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"
by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010
When during sex the female partner is on top of the male, as he is about to ejaculate she punches him in the side of the head causing him to be finish harder than ever before
by VikingofScotland February 15, 2021