The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows

dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows

by vthc November 1, 2008

Deep Vermillion

Patron Mod of pimpage and suavity. Mrrow.

ZOMGZ!!11 A misplaced thread! Help us DV!

by modista March 8, 2005

Vermont Sticky Maple

A vermont sticky maple is where you go to vermont, make a 10x10 pancake, put syrup on it then have sweet anal sex on it. You eat the messy remains afterwards.

Vermont sticky Maple

by Alex Hollyday May 7, 2011

Vermicelli

Another name for thin spaghetti, which on inspection looks much like small worms one eats, rather than ones that eat one; also, it not being a word derived from an Italianate word that means the plural of musical vermin playing the cello badly, although this could become a popular misconception of its meaning if one put one’s mind to it.

“You’ve burnt the vermicelli,” the banker said to his wife, who had heard it all before, as she did it deliberately every Friday to annoy him whenever he annoyed her over exceeding her weekly housekeeping allowance.

by Zamboozee April 15, 2011

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004