Vancouver Canucks

A perennial disappointment with the most pathetic fan base of any half-decent professional sports team in North America.

Edmonton Oilers fans cheer harder for their last place team than Vancouver Canucks fans do in game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals.

Vancouver Canucks by Paul Coffey March 24, 2011

vancouver canucks

a team thats plays in western canada and cannot beat the chicago blackhawks in the second round. Blackhawks stanley cup champs 2010.

hey man the vancouver canucks are in the playoffs

who are the facing

the blackhawks

i guess that the world will know that luu is overrated and can't be toews and kaner.

vancouver canucks by thecakes August 8, 2010

vancouverite 

To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire one or more mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site. White people need not apply.

Convo between two white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."

vancouverite by bill_y August 30, 2006

Vancouver Island MusicFest 

Bizarre yet beautiful Vancouver Island musical gathering with 6 stages over 250 musicians and 1000 wild and wooley volunteers where helicopter dancers flourish, teens come of age, generations of families camp and play and hang out together, babies get conceived in droves and campers delicately balace sleep deprivation, high levels of beer intake and a blissful euphoria that comes with hearing some of the best music on the planet!

Vancouver Island MusicFest is the most awesome event I've ever been to.

Vancouver Island MusicFest by ea Lynn February 20, 2010

Vancouver Ventriloquist 

A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.

I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.

Vancouver Ventriloquist by Jorge posada June 10, 2014

Vancouver hand job 

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.

Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.

Vancouver hand job by Bane1717 August 4, 2016

Vancouver moes 

The best group to ever exist : follow them on ig;)

They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠

“Hey did you follow Vancouver moes on Instagram yEt?”
“Hell yeah I did”

Vancouver moes by WHENISAYMOEUSAYEYMOEY May 15, 2019