Description of a female form of whom wears rude clothing, or has the look of a pornstar.
Most likely to be a tease.
Can be shortened to DIRT if timing is impeccable.
Most likely to be a tease.
Can be shortened to DIRT if timing is impeccable.
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"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."
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Get the rusty spit valve mug.Yaoi Queen. There was a story of his greatness, he who would cleanse the land of dirt and grind and spread the teachings of Yaoi. He was once thought to be the Son of Yaoi-Oh!, the creator of Yaoist, the art of sexualized manga characthers.
Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus.
Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm.
Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere.
Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.
Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus.
Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm.
Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere.
Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.
Valvados's sword of yaoi, the mighty blade, Erectus Yasha, swung forth and cut the evil minds and let the yaoi flow into their souls to bathe them in purity and joy.
A-Yaoi.
A-Yaoi.
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He's such a Valverde.Or. He looks like a valverde.
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