Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.

Dude you're a vanilla butt!

by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011

Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015

Vanilla Coke

the greatest soda ever created

by Eddy October 21, 2003

vanilla relationship

A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.

All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.

by Thank you memes November 20, 2017

sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

Vanilla vulture

A white racist, homophobic, trump supporting person ,they are musty.

“Turnip 2020”🇱🇷
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.

by Never seen two pretty bffs November 18, 2020