nipper valve

the end of the metabolic line,the organ that propagates a biological full stop.the anus.
the part of you that pulses when you dodge death by inches

dave;ijust nearly got dropped by that huge chav!
jamie;i know!!he was huge,are you ok!
dave;yeah im fine,nipper valve is twitchin a bit though..brrr

by myblueshades October 16, 2008

hyphaduphinator valve

hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.

My car has been in the shop for a week now and the mechanic said I need a new Hyphaduphinator valve because I had worn out the old one. Good thing though it's only $1500, Next years model is almost twice that.

by Wyldthing February 4, 2010

Sally valve

an alternate word for the rear portal

If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.

by ulb remorse April 5, 2009

Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Valve-head

A gatekeeper of Valve games.

Two friends are playing Team Fortress 2
Jacob: "That guy just banned me for no reason!"
Connor: "Don't feel too bad, he's probably a Valve-head"

by ninuno January 23, 2023

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Foofer valve

A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown

Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve

by mikey_bear July 2, 2009