Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

by 13stewda September 20, 2009

upanup

To be raised, be heightened, go up.

"The quality of submissions is upanup."

by Chrekol July 18, 2005

piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H October 17, 2004

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.

"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"

by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008

Ankur Upadhyay

A shithead who is of no use to his friends. He says he is getting a graphics card and a gsync monitor, but actually doesn't even get Jio in his locality. He is a noob but blames it on his monkey and says "Abey hacker hai sab". He is an ardent Bajrang Dal member and wants to die a virgin. He is sad that "Mandir wahi nahi bana". ;_;

When life gives you friends, make sure it's not Ankur Upadhyay.

by HaWntR April 14, 2019

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

by forfal August 10, 2004

blow up a pussy

Pull apart the labia and blow into the vagina, then pinch it closed. Stand off to the side and release the lips. If it sputters, throw her back. If it whistles, she is a keeper.

Hey Randy, you ever blow up a pussy? Yes Bob. Why do you think I married your daughter!

by Ass Biscuit December 29, 2007