When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
by David June 25, 2004
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The Ultimate Dragon Combo is the combination of the Donkey Punch and the Boulder Arc Weld. The goal of the move is to utilize the Donkey Punch to immobilize the victim first, then ejaculate on the victim's eye lids so when he/she wakes up so they cannot open their eyes (aka The Boulder Arc Weld).
by Danger Jim June 29, 2006
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- A poet who writes angsty and emo-sounding poetry
- Someone who has very little grip on reality as a whole.
- Uses too much internet time.
- Has massive mood swings.
If somewhone exhibits all these traits, they are most likely an Ultimos.
- A poet who writes angsty and emo-sounding poetry
- Someone who has very little grip on reality as a whole.
- Uses too much internet time.
- Has massive mood swings.
If somewhone exhibits all these traits, they are most likely an Ultimos.
by Mike Isard December 19, 2004
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Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker
An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.
Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker
An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.
*POWER GOES DOWN THEN GOES BACK UP*
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!
by 4 v3ry 1337 |-|4><0r December 17, 2009
Get the Ultimate uber haxor mug.A stand-alone update to Marvel vs Capcom 3 that adds 12 new characters to the existing roster, 8 new stages, a host of balance changes and tweaks to the gameplay, and a Spectator Mode for online, as well as other things. It will be released for both the PS3 and Xbox 360 at a budget price of $39.99 in November 2011.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 is coming!
Guy 2: Darn. And I just bought the original Marvel vs Capcom 3 last month.
Guy 1: It's not that bad. You get 12 new characters to play with.
Guy 2: WHAT? Did you say 12 new characters?
* Guy 2 checks online*
Guy 2: OMG! STRIDER HIRYU AND GHOST RIDER IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3? I NEED THIS NOW!!!!
Guy 2: Darn. And I just bought the original Marvel vs Capcom 3 last month.
Guy 1: It's not that bad. You get 12 new characters to play with.
Guy 2: WHAT? Did you say 12 new characters?
* Guy 2 checks online*
Guy 2: OMG! STRIDER HIRYU AND GHOST RIDER IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3? I NEED THIS NOW!!!!
by ultimatekd July 28, 2011
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