Ultra Simp

A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey

Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp

by Ooooogurl June 22, 2020

ultimo baller

A baller to the ultimate level; a total sav.

'Hey did you see that guy Mateusz talking to that chick? Man that guy is an ultimo baller'

by Mateusz S. March 26, 2010

Ultramarathon

1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do
3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles

"He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"

"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners"

by xtremerunner88 October 13, 2009

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.

Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

by Sonix June 23, 2014

Ultraflix and Chill

Ultraflix and chill: Ultraflix is the cutting edge version of Netflix. Everything on Netflix is in 1080p at best... Ultraflix is over 4000p and utilizes Ultra High Definition (UDH) technology giving the viewer an incredible viewing experience... Ultrafix can only be viewed on a 4k UHD TV and is not for the average viewer... Ultraflix and chill means you have something incredible going on... not just your basic everyday Netflix and chill booty call but an Ultra elite experience that can only be enjoyed with Ultraflix and chill...

Hey come over for some Ultraflix and chill... This almost Guarantees an organism for both individuals...

by LJ-Ultraflix January 16, 2016

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

ultra masker

This person wears Covid-19 mask while driving alone in their car. An ultra masker will also wear a mask while walking alone on the sidewalk, riding a bicycle, jogging or going on long nature hikes. An ultra masker will do all these things either before or after they have been fully vaccinated.

I was stuck in traffic on 285 yesterday and saw an ultra masker alone in her car jamming to Snoop Dogg.

by Cement Kite May 26, 2021