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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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Tusse

tusse is my cat and i love him. he is so beatiful and deserves an award for being the best cat
person 1: man tusse is so cute i wish tusse was my cat.
person 2: i agree with person 1

some moron: i dont like tusse
literally everyone: kills the tussehater
by milkman34 May 6, 2021
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Tossed

When a hammered drunk person is thrown out of a bar as the guilty party or sometimes as an innocent bystander by a bouncer.
Hey, remember when Pidge, Wood, and Ern got tossed last night?
by Ernest P April 21, 2011
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One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish
Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg
by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010
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tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
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tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel
She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!
by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
by Mattie Love August 28, 2016
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