You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

turnip truck

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.

You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.

by octopod May 29, 2004

Timmy Turner

The coolest kid on the planet. Often seen hanging around with different discolored animals. Also mysteriously stays in the 5th grade since 2001 along with his friends.

Andy: Dude that kid is totally Timmy Turner!
Steven: Check out those awesome pink and green goldfish!
Andy: Timmy Turner is definitely the coolest kid on the planet.

by Double T in the Morning January 2, 2010

turn in

To go to sleep.

John: "I'm gonna go turn in."

Robert: "Good night!"

by turnturnturn March 13, 2010

The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017