Turd Burglar

A homosexual male.

That gay guy is a turd burglar.

Turd Burglar by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

turd burglar by dr sauce October 28, 2011

Nerd turd burglar 

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

Nerd turd burglar by Clarice December 3, 2003

Turd Bugular 

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

Turd Bugular by Gan May 17, 2003

Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

Turd Burglar by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008

Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

Turd Burglar by turd-burglar March 17, 2010

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

turd burglar by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003