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tulane

An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.

After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."

Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"

Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."

Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."

Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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pull a tflat

v. To become enraged at a person for asking a question, be it simple, well worded, not general knowledge, or even directed at you. Then reply with malace, instructing them to google the answer instead.
This dude showed up at my door, asking me how to fix his kids windows laptop. I had to pull a tflat on his ass for interupting me while IRCing!
by Dissy November 6, 2008
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tuplaugnopopughanspecautor

An object that has been modified or fixed from its original state entirely by the use of duct tape.
The poor man's car was a tuplaugnopopughanspecautor.
by Swede7 October 17, 2008
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Tulactus

Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.
Thanks to Tulactus, our team meeting ran 14 hours long...
by Captain Bling-Bling April 13, 2007
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Tulasha

She is a very annoying girl but very nice to some people. She doesn't like ugly and fatty boys, she is kinda smart but not really always acting weird it seems that her life is perfect but it's not. Tulasha thinks she is the queen and keep calling everyone brother or sister that is very annoying but she could be nice if she tries
Tulasha is being very annoying and weird
by kay_10💛 February 5, 2020
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Tulay

The most beautiful and happy girl amongst her friend group. Always down to earth and she can always make you laugh. She often act as the psychologist of the group and people trust her a lot. Loyalty and friendship is the most important thing in her life. She’s a hard working woman who never gives up even if it seems impossible. Even though she is the most happy and funny girl you’ve met, she often struggles with inner issues. Probably very artistic.
Guy 1: Have you seen Tulay?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s hard to miss.

Guy 1: Ikr.
by Iminlovewithhimbutheisnot November 22, 2021
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tulane

1. A collection of Jews, I.E. the nick name Jewlane, Northerners, and intellegent people from Louisiana. Basically the poorest excuse for a college anywhere.

2. Lacking any affinity to have a good time.
1. Hey look at that rich jew. I bet he goes to Tulane.

2. Wow i wish that boring ass mother fucker would stop being so tulane.
by Chris P. February 24, 2005
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