Turner

An amazing person who is very caring.
He is cute and is an Amazing dancer.
He is EXTREMELY cute & funny.
You are lucky if you know a Turner.

He is really nice and cute.
He is a Turner.

by rayay46 May 27, 2011

Turner

Has an aversion to sunlight, meaning they can usually be found in their bedroom - either playing on computer games or watching soap operas. Turner's are modest about their high intelligence, and sarcasm comes naturally to them.

On the whole they are hard working, fun to be around, loyal, thoughtful, kind and caring. They are also exceptionally good at making hot beverages.

Girl 1: Hey…who's that guy with Marie?
Girl 2: Oh…that's Turner

by Mazza E January 27, 2015

Truer

A truer is somebody who replies true towards a statement, sarcastically and satirically.

When somebody is hit with the 'Any Truers' by law everyone and anybody who heard it has to reply with 'True' to show the irrelivance of the Truer

Mate 1:'This ice cream sucks'

Mate 2: (The Truer) 'Yea so true it sucks'

Mate 3: 'Any Truers??'

Everybody Else except mate 2: 'True'

by quahxzing March 2, 2021

Tuner Late

The act of being so incredibly late that whenever you do arrive, you find one person from the group left alive and extremely hostile. The rest have been tortured, skinned, killed and eaten due to extreme anger and excess time to act on it. Upon arrival you will become mad at said survivor for being irritated at your tardiness.

Me: I've been waiting for Howard for such a long fucking time.

Bob: When was he supposed to get here?

Me: 6 hours ago. But every hour the rat bastard tells me he will be here in 10 minutes.

Bob: Oh that clown fuck is tuner late!

Me: (wielding shotgun) Let's go egg his car.

by jrad87 June 29, 2010

Turner

A sweet person with an amazing personality
He is cute and funny and know how to cheer you up when you feel sad
He is the most amazing person you will EVER meet.

He is so funny. He is such a Turner.

by rayay46 May 27, 2011

Meat whistle tuner

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009

Turner Fenton

Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...

by justanothernobody December 27, 2012