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Trump Job

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016
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TrumpCuck

A person, typically American, who would rather watch an Oompa Loompa fuck their country up the ass than forsake their political ideology.
David: Did you see what Donald Trump said about veterans?
TrumpCuck: I don't care what he said. I kind of like watching him fingerbang my country.
by Hardrada#1 August 6, 2016
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TrumpCuck

1. A lonely individual who attains sexual pleasure from promoting and defending Donald Trump.

2. A grand scale attempt to dominate or take advantage of someone.

3. A radio bit with a very short window. *Also see ScopeBros.
"I can't believe he TrumpCucked us into thinking this would go longer."
by gbutera09 November 21, 2016
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Trumpcation

When you take a Vacation every week.
I have a lot of vacation days left this year so I will take a Trumpcation this week and next week.
by Poop Stain Barney March 18, 2017
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Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.
Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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Trump Moment

Replacing the term "Blond moment." This is a moment so utterly idiotic, that it can easily be compared with the idiocy surrounding and embodying Donald trump.
I was going to get something, but I had a Trump Moment
by Jacomo Dingle January 18, 2017
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Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018
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